A Bottle of the Finest Zuccarello

Tonight we serve up the perfect pairing to wet your appetite for a new season of HockeySport. With the threat of a Lockpocalypse set aside and our Lock-out bomb shelters emptied, it’s time to treat yourself to a sampling of the finer things from the bounty that is the NHL regular season.

On special today, may we suggest a decanted Marleau, a 6oz of finely aged Zuccarello or perhaps Draisaitl?  Each pair perfectly with our roasted Zibanejad fresh off the Teravainen, with shaved Pekka Rinne.

For dessert, sumptuous Clip-Bait stories that will leave you semi-satisfied like never before, including:

• “How the Egyptians invented hockey by melting sand”,
• “Toronto’s new expansion team, the Toronto Clowns”,
• “Grammy Winner Georges Laraque’s New Single, Feat. Lundqvist”,
• “Trevor Linden: The Beloved Murderer”

So strap yourself into your Blimp-boni, because it’s going to be a wild, delicious ride.